Funny Love Quotes, Sms and Funny Sayings

~A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.~

~The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What... does a woman want?"~

~Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied,
you can exchange it for something you really like.~

~The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. ~

~To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia -
to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.~

~An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have;
the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.~

~Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.~

~Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. ~

~Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. ~

~Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.~

~Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love.~

~Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.~

~Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.~

~Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!~

~Love is a grave mental disease.~

~Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.~

~If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?~