Funny Love Quotes, Sms and Funny Sayings

~A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.~

~The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What... does a woman want?"~

~Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied,
you can exchange it for something you really like.~

~The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. ~

~To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia -
to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.~

~An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have;
the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.~

~Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.~

~Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. ~

~Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. ~

~Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.~

~Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love.~

~Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.~

~Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.~

~Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!~

~Love is a grave mental disease.~

~Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.~

~If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?~

Sad Love Quotes, Sms and Sad Love Sayings

*Dont say you'll always be there if you the one time i need you, you r not there*

*when you realize you love me..it will be to late!!*

*I hope I could be a key, so that when you lose me, you'll stay close and nobody else could open you.*

*It's okay to look back at the trash you've thrown away, but never pick it up again - it's dirty.*

*There's you,
 Here's me
 So close together'
 But oh so far apart...*

*What do i do now, the one i fell in love with, has completely forgotten i existed,
  I spend too much time crying, and hoping its just a dream.*

*Confession:  my Weakness is losing you*

*Yes, I still love you. Will I let you know? No.*

*I used to think so hiqhly of you. I see now that I qave you too much credit*

*It`s your fault I can`t find someone else.*

*My love for you is just like a mirror,
 you can break it into tiny pieces but when you look close,
 you're still in it.*

*Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.*

*The thing that scares me the most is you hating me because I still care about you.*

*She learned to say things with her eyes that other people waste time putting into words*

*I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you
 And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you*

*Grey would be the color if I had a heart*

*Why is it so hard for you to love me!!
 What does she have that I don't have!!*

*Loving you always makes me wonder, how i survived without you all these years.*

Inspirational Love Quotes, Sms and Love Sayings

"Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart."
~Alphonse Marie de la Martine~

"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
~Elizabeth Browning~

"Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love."
~Erich Fromm~

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is Love."
~Sophocles~

"Love is perfect kindness."
~Joseph Campbell~

"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."
~George Sand~

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
~Lao Tzu~

"It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and a lifetime to forget them."
~Author Unknown~

"Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.."
~Jean Anouilh (1910-1987)~

"Love never claims, it ever gives."
~Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948)~

"All you need is love."
~John Lennon (1940-1980)~
 
"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
~Dr. Karl Menninger~

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."
~Karen Casey~

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
~Jimi Hendrix~

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
~Mother Theresa~

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
~Alexander Smith~